Not Today Satan - Fig & Honey Vibe Spray

Not today, ok? Just...no.

For those days when people are on your last nerve and tempting you to do some regrettable shit... the sweetness of fresh fig dripping in honey will bring you back to the light.

SCENT PROFILE: Fresh Fig and Honey. Fresh, fruity, syrupy- but not TOO sweet.

DIRECTIONS: Liberally spritz around your person (I've always wanted to use this phrase). Focus on releasing whatever is just not serving you at the moment. Spray the bathroom before you slip into a luxurious bubble bath. Light some candles. Take it all in.

COMMON SENSE DERP: For external use only. Do not put it in your eyeballs, please. Or your mouth.